sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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