I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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