Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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