i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
