How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
soo... how was my night?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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