My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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