i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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