I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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