maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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