So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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