she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I lost the right to judge tonight
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
