I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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