I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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