im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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