haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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