i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Randomize
