The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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