exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I want a musical about memes.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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