So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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