Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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