i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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