I wanna passion pit in your ass
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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