He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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