69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
