he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I have aggressive nipples.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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