Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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