I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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