It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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