that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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