It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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