official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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