u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
