So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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