Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
too bad you live with your parents still
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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