What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Randomize
