Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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