i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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