i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize