i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
