But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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