I wannas sexs uuuuu
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Let's get the cat blown out
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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