he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
