I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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