just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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