New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So. Much. Porn.
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