So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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