"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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