party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You can't motorboat a personality
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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