Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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