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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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