But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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